Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Bunch of bones




With the conclusion of the festivities and grand eating sessions of the Christmas season, hordes of dieticians have hastened to the editorial offices of newspapers and news stations to tell us that we have all gained at least 2 kilos and propose diets that "repair" the damage done. If however, while crunching on a celery stalk or nibbling on a whole-wheat cracker, if someone has happened to flip pages of some international gossip magazines one cannot help but notice that all the stars have escaped the destiny that is fat during the holiday season.
Favored by the climates of California and the nearby Caribbean Islands, many celebrities have put on their bikins and bathing suits and headed off to the beach. Where they showed off... a nice bunch of bones. Like the British Keira Knightley, that underneath her white and red striped bikini showed off jutting elbows, shallow shoulders, a very visibile ribcage and a sculputured abdomen.Or the much talked about Kate Moss, that amongst her many doubts of the validity for her upcoming marriage with Pete Doherty and the requests of her agency to rejuvenate her look with some injections of botox, with indifference, went topless. It is a true shame that the enthusiasts who viewed this unedited vision were for the most part turned off by her very guant figure. In conclusion, not to mention a very tight diet also for the surfist Orlando Bloom, that when he took off his wetsuit exhibited pectorals that are certainly of worthy note, but with a chest that revealed was way too lean, so much so, that one could count how many ribs he has.


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